Dream Analysis – HALP!

My subconscious is trying to tell me something. Again.

Two strange dreams. Both during the same sleep cycle.

Dream #1

There’s a dude I’ve known for almost 20 years.

About 10 years ago, he admitted that he had a thing for me waaaaaaay back when. But I curved him.

Uhm. NO I didn’t. I didn’t realize he was expressing interest. Because, clueless. Carrying on. 

About 6 years ago, he made an overt move. Initially I said no…but then I said yes, thinking, “what have I got to lose”. Well. The moment I said “yes”, he disappeared faster than David Blaine and David Copperfield combined.

It was beyond being stood up. Dude basically had me standing around looking more alone than Tom Cruise in Time Square.

Meh. Bygones.

But I had a dream that he made another play and I was accepting of it. I’m not in contact with this guy and honestly? Haven’t given him much thought since the Great Curving of 2010. Why him? Of all people? I would think that if I were going to give someone a chance, it wouldn’t be him.


Dream #2

My ex boss offered to take my blog and produce a series out of it. Strange because a) he doesn’t know THIS blog exists (he was familiar with HLBB) and b) WE don’t keep in touch.

Funny part: that whole dream was from my POV, looking down at my phone as the offer/subsequent conversation took place via text message).


So here we have it kids: two people from my past, that I don’t keep in contact with/think about, have offered to “improve” my personal and professional lives.

What gives?


My Dog Makes Me Drink…

My dog is half Yorkie, half Poodle.  No…I don’t call him a Yorkie-Poo. I despise that phrase.  I’d rather call him a Yoodle or something that doesn’t end in “poo”.

Anyway… I adore him. Today, someone I’ve been working with found out that I have a dog, and then asked me if he howled.

After four years years of having a dog, I actually had to google “do  Yorkies howl?” (I chose Yorkie over Poodle because he’s more like a Yorkie – i.e. LOUD and YAPPY.

I found this video and promptly lost my shit laughing. Only press play if you can handle what basically sounds like a bunch of squeaky toys going off at once.


Happy Friday y’all